Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My feet surprised me
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