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Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You're like the curious george of whores
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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