hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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