You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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