Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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