i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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