i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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