I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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