You just made me feel so damn special
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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