entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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