His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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