Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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