I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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