Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Randomize
