Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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