Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize