Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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