Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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