Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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