he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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