Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
