Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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