operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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