Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
