Can Purell be used as lube?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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