i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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