guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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