Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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