Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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