i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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