I look better un-naked...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just found puke in my bra..
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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