She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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