i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
3 2 1 whiskey
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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