wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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