you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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