She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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