Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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