we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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