You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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