rhymes with "ouble enetration"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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