There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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