Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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