Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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