Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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