I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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