I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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