got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Congratulations! We have a period
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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