I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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