he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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