There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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