I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.