im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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