Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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